- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- GET READY TO EAT MY DUST, NUTMEG.
- OH, YEAH? YOUR CAR COULDN'T BEAT EGGS.
- [CHEERING]
- IT'S A TIE!
- OK, NUTMEG. WHO'D YOU BRIBE?
I HAD YOU BEAT BY A MILE.
- OH, YEAH? I CAN BEAT YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
- YOU COULDN'T BEAT MY DOG.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- OH, YEAH? YOU COULDN'T BEAT MY CAT.
- WELL, YOUR CAT COULDN'T BEAT MY DOG.
- [GRR]
- WHY DON'T WE JUST SETTLE THIS WITH ANOTHER RACE?
- NAH. I--I WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOW HIM UP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
BESIDES, IT'S GETTING LATE, AND I WANT TO SEE
A COWBOY MOVIE THAT'S ON IN A FEW MINUTES,
AND MY MOM'S HAVING COMPANY OVER,
AND, UH...
I HAVE TO TAKE THEIR COATS AND MAYBE MAKE ICE CUBES, UH...
SO I'LL SEE YA LATER.
- HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD ABOUT THE ICE CUBES.
THEY OUGHT TO GO NICELY WITH MUGSY'S COLD FEET.
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- NOTHING. IT'S JUST TOO BAD THEY COULDN'T RUN THAT RACE AGAIN.
WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO SEE IGGY WIPE THE TRACK WITH YOUR PEABRAINED OWNER.
- WHAT?!
- YOU HEARD IGGY. EVEN I COULD BEAT MUGSY.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, IF I HAD A CAR--
- SO BUILD ONE.
- WHAT?
- YOU BUILD A CAR, I'LL BUILD A CAR.
WE'LL MEET HERE TOMORROW AND RACE.
- WHAT'S THE ACTION?
- I UNDERSTAND YOU DOGS ARE KIND OF USEFUL
FOR FETCHING NEWSPAPERS AND SLIPPERS.
HOW ABOUT IF I WIN, YOU BRING ME MY SLIPPERS?
AND A NEWSPAPER FOR A MONTH.
- HUH?
- WHAT IF I WIN?
- I'LL SCRATCH YOUR BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT FOR A MONTH.
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
THEY'RE GOING TO RACE, AND IF SPIKE WINS,
HEATHCLIFF HAS TO SCRATCH HIS BACK.
- I LIKE TO HAVE MY BACK SCRATCHED.
- BUT IF THE WINNER'S A CAT,
A PAPER AND SLIPPERS ARE WHERE IT'S AT.
- I'D SURE LIKE SOME SLIPPERS.
- PUT THAT AWAY.
DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND?
IF WE WIN THAT RACE, WE GET THE SCRATCH,
THE NEWSPAPER, AND THE SLIPPERS.
- HEY, BUT WE CAN'T PLAY 'CAUSE RIFF RAFF'S AWAY.
- WHO NEEDS HIM? WE'LL BUILD THE CAR.
- [HUMMING]
NOT BAD. THIS SOAP BOX CAR
IS PROBABLY 10 YEARS AHEAD OF ANYTHING ELSE ON THE HILL.
I'M GOING TO NEED SOME MATERIALS, THOUGH.
BUT WHERE CAN I GET A FRONT END LIKE THIS?
- HEH HEH HEH!
LET HEATHCLIFF WORK ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT ON HIS CAR.
I'M JUST GOING TO PAINT MUGSY'S ANOTHER COLOR.
THAT DUMB CAT WILL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
HEH HEH HEH!
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF.
DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D FALL FOR THAT OLD TRICK?
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BY NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY
TO PUT ONE OVER ON ME.
YEP. I'M REAL DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS.
HUH? YEAH, I KNOW.
- WHEELS. I'VE GOT TO HAVE REALLY GOOD WHEELS.
YUCK!
PERFECT!
- OH!
- WE GOT THE PARTS FOR YOUR SUPER CART.
- DUH, YEAH. LOTS OF GOODIES.
- WOW!
WHAT IS THIS FOR?
- DUH, THAT'S SO YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
WHEN YOU WIN THE RACE.
- HOW COME IT'S NOT TICKING?
- YOU CAN'T HEAR A THING
'CAUSE IT'S GOT A BROKEN SPRING.
- THEN WHAT GOOD IS IT?
- YOU'LL NEVER BE LATE.
- AND WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND THOSE?
- AT THE AIRPORT.
- IT ALMOST BROKE HIS BACK WHEN HE COULDN'T FIND THE JACK.
- THEN HOW DID YOU...
- WHEN THE PLANE LEFT THE STRIP, IT WAS IN MUNGO'S GRIP.
- DUH, THEY PUT THOSE SUCKERS ON REAL TIGHT, TOO.
- GREAT! BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THEM?
IF I PUT THEM ON THE CART, I'M GOING TO BE UP SO HIGH, I'LL GET A NOSEBLEED.
- OOH.
- YUCK! - YUCK!
- WE GOT TO GET SOME BETTER MATERIAL.
- [SNORING]
- THAT'S PRIME LUMBER.
[CLUNK]
- HUH?
- UH, WH-WHAT?
- ♪ ROCK-A-BYE, SPIKEY
♪ ON THE TREETOP
- [SNORING]
HUH? WHAT THE...
- LOOKS GOOD, BUT WE NEED SOME INSURANCE.
- [WOLF WHISTLES]
WHAT A BEAUTY!
AND A HEAVY ROPE FOR STEERING.
NOTHING CAN BEAT ME. I'M DRIVING A TANK.
I'M BEAT. WHEW!
TIME TO HIT THE SACK.
[BLOWS KISS]
- SHH!
- LIKE, WHAT?
- HE SAID--
- SHH!
SHUT UP AND HAND ME THE TOOLS.
NO. WAIT!
[CRASH]
- I COULDN'T BE GLADDER. HECTOR PUT UP A LADDER.
- YOU'RE ON MY HEAD, YOU IDIOT.
- OH, MUNGO, BUDDY, THIS AIN'T NO LADDER MADE OF WOOD.
IT'S HECTOR'S HEAD, BUT IT'S JUST AS GOOD.
- THANKS, HECTOR.
- DON'T MENTION IT.
- [CHEERING]
- HEY, NICE CAR. LOOKS A LOT LIKE MUGSY'S.
- ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHEATER?
- ME? NEVER. MY CAR CAN BEAT ANYTHING.
- ANYTHING BUT THE HECTOR HURRICANE.
- HEH HEH HEH!
YEAH. IT LOOKS LIKE A DOGHOUSE ON WHEELS.
- HA HA HA!
- THEY'RE GOING TO START ANY SECOND.
- YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, HEATHCLIFF.
TIME TO GET MY PLAN GOING.
- WHAT THE--I BOLTED THAT ON TIGHT.
- GREAT IDEA. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING? THIS CAR WAS A TANK!
- HEY, WORDSWORTH, HEATHCLIFF'S CAR IS COMING APART.
- YOU DUMB CAT, WE DID THAT.
- SO THAT'S IT. I'VE BEEN SABOTAGED.
YOU GUYS BOTH CHEATED!
- SO WHAT?
- YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE MINCEMEAT OUT OF YOU.
LET'S HIT HIM TOGETHER.
- HEY, NO FAIR!
- WHOA!
- AAH!
- [CHEERING]
- [HEATHCLIFF GIGGLING]
OH, BOY.
BAD DOG!
GOT TO KEEP THESE GUYS IN LINE.
HEE HEE HEE!
- AHH, THE PERFECT PLACE.
YEP. NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE IT.
IT'S SO SIMPLE.
- HUH?
- DUH, WHAT'S LEROY UP TO?
- SO SIMPLE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND NOBODY EVER THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE BUT ME. ME! ME!
HA HA HA!
- WHAT IS HE DOING?
- HE'S THINKING, MAN. MAKING A PLAN.
- THEY'LL CALL ME A GENIUS. HA HA HA!
I'LL BE GREAT! I'LL BE WORLD-FAMOUS!
I'LL BE A LEGEND IN MY OWN TIME.
- UH-OH. LEROY'S GOT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS DOGBRAINED IDEAS.
- HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
- HE'S TOO MUCH OF A CLOWN TO GET DOWN.
- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT IS THIS TIME?
- HA HA HA! OH! HA HA! YES. RIGHT HERE.
- DOGS. THEY LOVE TO DIG.
- THE TRAP. ALMOST READY.
- SOMETIMES I FEEL SORRY FOR LEROY,
BUT NOT THAT SORRY.
- HA HA HA! THE BAIT.
THEY'LL BE SORRY, AND I'LL BE FAMOUS.
- HEY, LEROY.
WHAT'S THIS?
- PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL?
- WE PROMISE.
- IT'S MY GREATEST INVENTION SO FAR.
IT'S A MOUSETRAP.
- A MOUSETRAP?
- RIGHT. "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP,
AND THE WORLD WILL BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR."
- WELL, NOW, LEROY,
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A DOG CATCHING MICE,
BUT MICE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN OUR DEPARTMENT.
- YOU CATS THINK YOU'RE EXPERTS, HUH?
WELL, JUST HIDE AND WATCH, AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.
SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU? MICE.
- IS THAT CHEESE UP THERE?
- SEE? THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT THAT CHEESE.
- CHEESE? IN A TREE?
- AND WHILE THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT IT,
ALL I GOT TO DO IS CHASE THEM UP THE TREE.
- DUH, CHASE MICE? UP THE TREE?
- IT'S A REAL, UH, DOGLIKE IDEA, LEROY.
- SO INGENIOUS. SO GRAND.
- NOW, BE QUIET. JUST WATCH THIS.
[BARKING]
- [LAUGHING]
- GOTCHA. YOU'RE OUT ON A LIMB TRAP.
- THANKS FOR THE CHEESE.
NYUK NYUK NYUK!
- AAH!
[CRASH]
- SO YOU'RE GOING TO PROVE DOGS
ARE BETTER THAN CATS, EH?
- [SNICKERING]
- HO HO HO!
- YEAH. WHERE ARE THE MICE, LEROY?
- GO AHEAD. LAUGH.
BUT WHEN I'M FAMOUS, THEN WE'LL SEE WHO LAUGHS.
- FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
TRY, TRY AGAIN.
- YOU'LL SEE THIS TIME.
- HEY. MORE CHEESE.
- YEAH. ANOTHER FREE MEAL.
- [BARKING]
GOTCHA!
- IT'S TIME FOR OUR TIGHTROPE ACT.
- GET OFF OF OUR ROOF!
- HA HA HA HA!
- NOT MORE CHEESE?
- WE'RE GOING TO GET FAT. NYUK NYUK NYUK!
- [LEROY BARKING]
- WHERE'S THE DOG? HE'S LATE.
NYUK NYUK NYUK!
- ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE CHEESE.
- LOOK UP THERE.
- GOTCHA!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME.
WHOA!
- NEED SOME HELP, LEROY?
- YEAH, BUT IT'S MY MOUSETRAP.
YOU GOT TO LET ME CATCH THE MICE.
- YOU GOT IT. WE'LL LET LEROY CATCH THE MICE.
RIGHT, GUYS?
- [LAUGHING]
- THE MICE ARE FULL OF CHEESE, ANYWAY.
- RIGHT. CATS ONLY USE CHEESE AS A LAST RESORT.
- US CATS, WE FOOL THE MICE.
THEN--HA HA HA!-- WE GIVE IT TO 'EM.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT THE WORLD BEATING A PATH TO MY DOOR?
ME, A LEGEND IN MY OWN TIME.
- YOU WILL BE A LEGEND, LEROY.
ALL WE DO IS BRING THE MICE IN, AND YOU CATCH THEM.
- YOU SEE, LEROY?
I KNOW WHAT MICE WANT.
THEY WANT ENTERTAINMENT, COMPANIONSHIP,
ROMANCE.
THEY WANT A GIRL MOUSE.
SHOWTIME!
OOH, LA, LA. YOO-HOO!
[LAUGHING]
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW? LULU'S BACK IN TOWN.
- LULU?
- HIYA THERE, BOYS.
- YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS,
SO BEAUTIFUL.
- TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE REAL.
- I'M SO THRILLED TO SEE YOU ALL TONIGHT.
- WHOOPEE! I LOVE YOU.
[WOLF WHISTLES]
- HE ALWAYS WAS A SUCKER FOR A PRETTY FACE.
LOOK OUT! IT'S A TRICK!
- HEH HEH HEH!
- JUST WHAT I THOUGHT--A PHONY.
- HEH HEH HEH!
FOOLED YOU, AND CAUGHT YOU, TOO.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM?
- HIM? I'LL CATCH HIM, TOO.
- GRAB HIM, LEROY! HE'S FAST.
HA HA HA!
- CHEER UP, OLD BOY.
MUNGO KNOWS WHAT MICE WANT.
- MOUSIELAND.
- WHOO!
- LOOK! IT'S HIM AGAIN.
- GOTCHA!
OH, NO!
- HEY, DOG, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY?
- AAH!
- [CATS LAUGHING]
- YOU CAN'T TRUST THOSE CATS.
- FROM NOW ON, WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER.
- THIS TIME, LEROY, WE THINK BIG.
SEE THAT UP THERE?
WE HOOK THE GIANT NET TO THOSE PULLEYS.
WHEN THE MICE GET IN THE NET, SNATCHO!
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO STEAL THIS CHEESE.
AND NOW, MY SECRET WEAPON--
THE DECOY.
THERE'S NO ESCAPE.
- HUH?
IT'S QUIET OUT THERE, RIFF RAFF.
- YEAH. TOO QUIET.
- YEAH. [YAWNS]
- WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE A LONG TIME.
WHERE ARE THOSE MICE, ANYWAY?
- [MICE WHISPERING]
- I THOUGHT YOU CATS KNEW HOW TO FOOL MICE.
WHERE'S YOUR MOUSE PSYCHOLOGY?
YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO THINK LIKE MICE.
WHERE'S YOUR TRICKS NOW?
- WE GOT OTHER TRICKS UP OUR SLEEVE, HAVEN'T WE, GUYS?
COME ON.
WE GOT TO CATCH THOSE MICE,
OR ELSE WE RUIN OUR REPUTATION.
BE PROUD. REMEMBER, WE'RE CATS.
- CATS DRESSED UP LIKE MICE.
- NOW, MEN, ACT MOUSIE.
- MMM. GOOD.
- YUMMY. YUMMY.
- MMM. YUM. GOOD CHEESE HERE.
- NOW IS OUR CHANCE.
- WAIT HERE.
- GOTCHA!
- RIFF RAFF, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE.
- [MICE LAUGHING]
- HEY, WE DID IT, DIDN'T WE?
WE BUILT A BETTER MOUSETRAP.
- YEP. AND THE WORLD HAS BEAT A PATH TO MY DOOR.
- COME ON, BOY. FETCH THE STICK.
HE LOVES TO PLAY WITH HIS BALL.
IF YOU NOTICE YOUR POOCH HAS NO ENERGY
AND DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY,
IT MIGHT BE GETTING SICK.
A DRY NOSE AND APPETITE LOSS ARE OTHER SIGNS.
SO THE BEST THING TO DO IS TAKE THE POOCH TO THE VET.
YOU'LL BOTH FEEL BETTER.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU